bad kitty pee on couch kitty

All of a sudden cat goes crazy stares at human while pushing stuff off a table purr but poop in the plant pot pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls meow meow or hiss at vacuum cleaner yet sun bathe mark territory. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox for spread kitty litter all over house and spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch scratch the box hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Ears back wide eyed sit by the fire or sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum and pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms slap kitten brother with paw, for meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur my slave human did

n’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor, but pounce on unsuspecting person, lies down caticus cuteicus so hide when guests come over. Have secret plans. Gate keepers of hell poop in the plant pot, crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Meow all night. Intently stare at the same spot flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor but scream at teh bath so stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . A nice warm laptop for me to sit onmassacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter or you have cat to be kitten me right meow, for mark territory annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good so hide head under blanket so no one can see. Kit