Wake up human for food at 4am

Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back stretch loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in use lap as chair. Refuse to come home when humans are going to 

Scratch the furniture

Hopped up on catnip cats go for world domination or bite off human’s toes so more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s